The Real Texas

  • The Real Texas
  • The Real Texas
  • The Real Texas
  • The Real Texas
  • The Real Texas
  • The Real Texas
  • The Real Texas
  • The Real Texas
  • The Real Texas
  • The Real Texas
  • The Real Texas
  • The Real Texas
  • The Real Texas
  • The Real Texas
  • The Real Texas

About this game

The Real Texas is an action adventure game that plays like a mashup of Zelda: Link to the Past and Ultima VI.

Sam, an ordinary Texas rancher, is on holiday in England when he falls into a blue portal and lands in The Strange Texas.

  • Explore Strange, Texas: a Kafka-esque parody stuck halfway between modern-day America and olden-days, RPG England
  • Kill things with six types of classic cowboy and fantasy weapons
  • Rummage through peoples' houses without fear of retribution while they go about their daily business
  • Help people out with their PROBLEMS (*rolls eyes*) often by shooting your gun many, many times-- just like real life!
  • Many special items and powerups, optional areas, and two types of chicken cutlets to collect
  • Wear a bullet-proof vest underneath a sequined evening-gown if you want
  • Supports all main game/life perlis including boss battles, enemies, traps, the estate tax
  • Underwear optional (default: ON)

Download the Soundtrack for free here!

"... a unique experience unlike anything you'd find on store shelves ... an extremely well-written adventure through an incredibly quirky universe." - Destructoid (8.5 / 10)

"... there are few modern games that are so uniquely engrossing." - TigSource.com

"Easy-going RPG that'll charm your pants off." - The Indie Gaming Magazine (82%)

System requirements

Minimum:
Recommended:
Windows XP
Windows 7
Intel Core or better
Intel Core 2 Duo
512 MB RAM
1 GB RAM
OpenGL 1.2 or better
GeForce, RADEON, or Intel HD-series
200 MB available space
200 MB available space
DirectSound compatible
DirectSound compatible
Minimum:
Recommended:
Mac OS X 10.7*
Mac OS X 10.7*
Intel Core or better
Intel Core 2 Duo
512 MB RAM
1 GB RAM
OpenGL 1.2 or better
GeForce, RADEON, or Intel HD-series
200 MB available space
200 MB available space
* should support 10.6 soon
* should support 10.6 soon
Minimum:
Recommended:
Ubuntu 10.14
Ubuntu 10.14
Intel Core or better
Intel Core 2 Duo
512 MB RAM
1 GB RAM
OpenGL 1.2 or better
GeForce, RADEON, or Intel HD-series
200 MB available space
200 MB available space
ALSA or OSS compatible (uses SDL2)
ALSA or OSS compatible (uses SDL2)

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