About this game

Pilgor's baaack! Take life by the horns in Goat Simulator 3 today!

Gather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; an all-new*, totally realistic**, sandbox farmyard*** experience that puts you back in the hooves of no one's favourite female protagonist.

Join Pilgor and get ready to create your own whirlwind adventure on the island of San Angora. Lick, headbutt, and ruin your way through our open world in the biggest waste of your time since the original Goat Simulator! We won't tell you how to play (except in the tutorial), but merely provide the means to be the goats of your dreams.

If your dreams contain more than one goat, that works for us! In Goat Simulator 3, you can invite up to three friends in local or online co-op to create carnage as a team, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends anymore. And don't worry, there are plenty of customisation options so you and your pals don't wear clashing outfits.

Goat Simulator 3 first launched in November 2022, and since then our “game designers” have been hard at work adding even more weird and wondrous stuff. As well as all the original goat-y goodness, Steam players will be able to experience all content from the game’s post-launch updates; including the Mandatory Holiday Update, Operation Crackdown and the Shadiest Update, with more to come!

Key Features:

• You can be a goat.
• You can be a goat… on Steam!
• Up to three friends can also be goats and join you in local or online co-op.
• There are so many goats — tall goats, stripey goats, and plenty more. There’s a goat for everyone!
• Dress up your goat in all kinds of nonsense, from toilet rolls to tea trays. Put on a jetpack if you want.
• Our “game designers” have created “an okay amount of content”: events, NPCs to annoy, physics, status effects, collectables, easter eggs, lies, betrayal, heartbreak.
• There are mini-games — lots of mini-games (seven is a lot, right?).
• They’ve even added tons of extra content since launch. Lucky you.

Disclaimer:

Since it launched in November 2022, Goat Simulator 3 has been a completely stupid game. It is still completely stupid today — it just has more stuff now! If you’re still unsure what you’re getting into, we can’t help you.

Notes:

• * Goat Simulator 3 is technically not brand-new, but it is new to Steam users!
• ** The game is very realistic… if you are a digital goat with a passion for ragdolling.
• *** False alarm — this one is actually true.